I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We got so high we made milksteak
im holly from the hills drunk
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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