That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
vagina is talking i cant
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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