Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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