We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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