hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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