I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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