We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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