We're like a lot better than the average bears
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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