i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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