Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Randomize
