I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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