ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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