Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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