Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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