All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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