i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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