dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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