I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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