Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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