I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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