he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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