what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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