He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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