In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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