We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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