the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He did a backflip because drugs
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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