Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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