i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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