it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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