Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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