craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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