Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
so let's talk penis.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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