i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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