I feel great
I just peed on a car
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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