11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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