you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize