So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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