Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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