There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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