It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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