Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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