do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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