So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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