i may or may not be watching the land before time
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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