He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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