omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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