why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I need to stop coming to work sober
I haven't been this sober since birth.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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