she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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