Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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