Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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