Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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