i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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