vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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