i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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