I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
